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[starer]

I was in Delacroix, Sam. Ain't me folks are checking out.

[unclesam]

what, you were there? barely noticed. and hey, what can I say. I'm a fine piece of ass. especially in the new suit.

[starer]

That's ok. Sarah definitely knew I was there.

[unclesam]

yeah, and she's gonna notice when I feed you to an alligator, too.

[starer]

You're gonna break her heart. What kind of brother are you?

[unclesam]

the big kind. though technically she's older than me now. still! I'm calling big brother prerogative on disapproving of anyone making googly eyes at her.

[starer]

Thought you were the one telling me I could have a real life. You saying I'm not good enough for her?

[unclesam]

are you seriously asking me to choose between uplifting and affirming my best friend, and my 'overprotective big brother' bit?

you're such an ass.

[starer]

Pretty sure Sarah would kick your ass if you tried getting in the way of something she wanted.

Or is this because you don't want a guy like me as your brother in law?

[unclesam]

I'd take you as my brother-in-law via that other sibling that I don't have but will pay an actor to portray.

besides, you're already family, buck.

[starer]

All I'm hearing is that I'm not good enough for your sister.

[unclesam]

we circling back to 'no one is good enough for her, not even you'? that's gonna get exhausting.

[starer]

Then maybe it's time you just give up and let her make her own choices.

Unless you don't think she can handle me.